Modern Craft Range

Irony

Craft Lager | 4.6%ABV

Craft? Lager? Isn't it ironic? Erm, no.

People can be so sniffy about lager. Even this crisp, delicate, refreshingly refined, über-drinkable, Kölsch-style stunner. With a super satisfying citrus kick thanks to Lemondrop® hops. “Lager’s so mainstream,” they bleat. So tell them this. You can’t spell ‘mainstream’ without all the letters in ‘artisan’.

Now isn’t that ironic?

Sarcasm

Citrus Pale Ale | 4.5%ABV

Oh God! Here we go.

Stand-by for a bunch of hipster guff about how this is the perfect fruity juicy combo of Mandarina Bavaria® and Amarillo® hops, blah blah, thirst quenching citrus frickin’ pale gold ale. With a surprising subtle sweetness, no doubt. Yada yada. Notes of grapefruit, melon and apricot.

And a zesty orange finish. See, told you so. *Eye roll*

Slapstick

Double IPA | 7.5%ABV

Give it a bit of the old Mr Bean.

Strap on some roller skates and enjoy this clean crisp, floral and tropically fruity West Coast inspired DIPA, lovingly crafted with Chinook, Citra and Mosaic hops. Savour its piney bitterness and gentle malty sweetness as you carelessly cross the lightly-oiled Teflon floor of a ball bearing factory. Blindfolded. At night. In a power cut.

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